Help Me!

For I am trapped in a country full of self-aggrandizing, self-important circle-jerking people of Murica where they are proud to be ignorant.

NOT I!

I will always seek the truth. I don’t trust the media (which is a large part of the problem) or the government. The only person I can trust is me and my family. I don’t trust the whole of you farther than I can throw you. All you want is my money. I will no longer give you the benefit of the doubt. I will no longer yield to these nepotistic group-think Muricans.

And now I’ll drop some quotes, take from them what you will:

“The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing.”
– Socrates

“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.”
-Henry Ford

“Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.”
-Andrew Grove

“Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.”
-Dr. Seuss
(I just wanted to quote Theodore Gisel)

“It can only be attributable to human error.”
-HAL 9000

Hey XKCD


Watch free

I still don’t wear a watch, I can be inconvenienced enough to pull out my phone or ignore it until I am able to answer it.

NWS Fail

In what is an exacting point of how non-investment in this country’s future is killing it, the National Weather Service was unable to send out tornado warnings in NY due to a technical glitch.

First of all, demote the ‘webmaster’ or whatever you may call them. Then hire a competent manager. I know a guy, but his price is very high I’m sure. He would fix things right up!

Secondly, you’re part of the federal government NWS. Emergency alerts failing are unacceptable. You have a duty to the citizenry!

Reddit, I'm Too Old

I’ve become too old to participate in these circle-jerk, fanboi, lockstep comments that are always appearing on reddit.

I’m done with it.

I will no longer offer my sage advice to those dimwitted redditors. Instead I’ll put hem here.

For example, take this post. My advice was going to be, “you should ALWAYS smile for the camera.”

But look at the comments. From the very first one they descend into reddit pre-teen club. I know you pampered kids have a lot of time in front of the computer, but can’t you find another place to hangout. I did. There is so much more to the Web.