{"id":252,"date":"2026-03-10T15:12:53","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T20:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=252"},"modified":"2026-03-10T23:30:36","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T04:30:36","slug":"snike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"S&#8217;nike!*"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The wordpress app tracks how often I post! I feel like everyone is following me (tracker wise). I certainly do not command a bunch of followers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know what, **ck facebook! They ruined the &#8216;net! If I want to share something, im supposed to do it over Zuck&#8217;s network. No thanks! I prefer to be spied on by no one except the government and my ISP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is prefer it if no one spied on me, but thats becoming harder and harder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*shout out to one of the true comedy greats, Chris farley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wordpress app tracks how often I post! I feel like everyone is following me (tracker wise). I certainly do not command a bunch of followers. You know what, **ck facebook! They ruined the &#8216;net! If I want to share something, im supposed to do it over Zuck&#8217;s network. No thanks! I prefer to be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=252\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;S&#8217;nike!*&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}