{"id":429,"date":"2026-04-29T12:35:40","date_gmt":"2026-04-29T17:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=429"},"modified":"2026-04-29T12:36:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-29T17:36:21","slug":"wow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"Wow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It must be a slow news day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"525\" height=\"932\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?resize=525%2C932&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?resize=577%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 577w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?resize=768%2C1364&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?resize=865%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 865w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?w=1126&amp;ssl=1 1126w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljohnston.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/20260429_1231561751322503777575787.jpg?w=1050&amp;ssl=1 1050w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing against the new mom&#8230;congratulations!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be a slow news day Nothing against the new mom&#8230;congratulations!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":430,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}