{"id":522,"date":"2026-06-05T18:13:24","date_gmt":"2026-06-05T23:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=522"},"modified":"2026-06-05T23:29:56","modified_gmt":"2026-06-06T04:29:56","slug":"holy-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"HOLY SHIT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mark today as the day I stopped being a bears fan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I NEVER thought I&#8217;d have to relinquish my bear fan card. But  those idiot chose money<br>over thier lifetime fans. Damn. Wrong choice Indiana bears. I will never wear another bears garment in my life<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today is a sad day. Fuck the bears. I am no longer a fan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark today as the day I stopped being a bears fan. I NEVER thought I&#8217;d have to relinquish my bear fan card. But those idiot chose moneyover thier lifetime fans. Damn. Wrong choice Indiana bears. I will never wear another bears garment in my life Today is a sad day. Fuck the bears. I am &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/?p=522\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;HOLY SHIT&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":531,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions\/531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaeljohnston.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}