I regret buying an explorer. It is too damn bad they have the fatal engine problem with he water pumps. A foreseeable problem they could’ve prevented. But the damned shortsighted greed. It, unfortunately, always wins.
Wow
Bdays really lose their luster the older your get!
Guh
on my inception day, I’ve managed to lose not one but three coffee makers. The OG maker, which was admittedly on its way out already. Then my french press (the backup maker) lost a bolt. And to top it off my backup maker failed to function. I’m already looking into cheap replacements.
omfg
I’ve had my old coffee maker die on me. My French press lost a necessary bolt and my retro maker one is not holding up very well.
happy day for me
My wife just pointed out
that today’s date is 42424. I’ll state that it is 042424, but that’s just the nerd in me!
< 4 hours
until my inception day. Let the world rejoice and celebrate!
Happy getting stoned
on 4/20 that is if it’s legal where you are, it is for me medically so I’ll be fully exercising my right to get high AF!
what a time we live in
And I am not yet even 46 years old! I can pursue an order of green for pickup while I sit in my bed on mine handy. I remember a time when my hookup didn’t like to discuss deals over the phone. Oh sorry i mean can i get a my usual slice of za. If I was very lucky they’d have decent shyte. More than usual it was sub-par. My apologies toy former dealers, you just can’t mess with the candy store like appeal of a marijuana dispensary. Hopefully I’ll be full of nice dreams!
Dear Youtube
I am so not a conservative, so you constantly showing me adds about conservative pitchman saying ‘conservative’ in the first few seconds of their commercials, it just militarizes me in my politics.
Thanks alphabet. Anything as long as it pads your bottom dollars.
I still call unidentified objects in space
A UFO. An unidentified flying object. Not the other things the ‘media’ are calling them.
Man im getting old and ornery as time flies by.