OK

So starting tomorrow at 11am CST I’ll begin a 4year countdown clock. somehow.

Oh ManI

You can tell about a person’s politics by the car they drive now? Seriously I won’t ever forget this, you republican turds. You’ll never receive forgiveness from me. This is like a political 9/11. Except I tried to warn you idiots. Enjoy your ride on this 4 year roller coaster!

Goodbye America

We loved you (most of us anyway). The sun is setting on your Empire. Nothing but a bunch of foolhardy idiots and dumb asses welcoming fascism with open arms.

look

you too could get away with rape if you’re elected president

Gosh its tough

watching the body of the man who was president when I was born get his casket unloaded from a 747, adorned in the colors of the US. and get loaded into hearse. My world got a bit rocked today with that visual.

I think

Trump should issue a correction over his MAGA hats and should have to replace them. I know I’m getting in the weeds here over semantics, but my (public) education tells me his caps are inaccurate! By putting ’45-47′, doesn’t that include 46? wouldn’t that be incorrect? Shouldn’t it be ’45, 47′? How do you like this 4am post, Elon? Am I incorrect? LMK.

Isn’t that plagiarism? Trumps a plagiarist!

I know, I know. Pot. Kettle. But at least I can issue instant corrections on my website, which you can’t do with your caps!

Golly

This is fun to watch. Too bad the consequences are our country.

Wow Mike, ya got a lot on your plate.

Dear Speaker

Mike Johnson. You’re missing a T from you name. It weakens you, much like your peers will do to you. Mark my words.