What is up

with the younger girls drawing lines off of their eyes. I should probably ask my teenage daughter when she gets home?

wow, my fault, it’s cool, according to my daughter. Also, its eyeliner.

i still don’t understand, but OK. keep drawing lines off your eyes ladies. I won’t laugh at you.

OMG

i got stung by a bee while i was cutting the grass.

And now

I present to you uncensored version of will smith commiting career suicide live on TV:

I bet when Chris Rock took this job, he did not expect this outcome. i get it, ya gotta protect your woman’s honor. A hard thing to do when GI Jane exists.

Was it worth your carreer? Id think it wasn’t…but that’s just an armchair observer’s view.

And way to handle a hit Chris!

OMG

thats f****** awesome.

dude just slapped chris rock at the oscars and then goes on to get an oscar.

wow best acceptance speech ive witnessed in quite a while.

and to answer you will, no, i do not think the academy will have you back. Im eagerly awaiting for the late night shows to see their reaction!

i tuned in at the right time

putting on the Oscars when all of a sudden will smith took a swing at chris rock!

WTF will? You spent a lifetime carefully cultivating a good guy image…and then this?

thanks to the unnamed Japanese station for airing the uncensored version!

WOW